Today is the last day to enter the not-your-normal-Christmas-giveaway. I am amazed that more of you haven't entered, cos it is really cool! Was it something I said, or didn't say? It really is not really all THAT big a plank. It just sounds cool to be sending a plank for Christmas. At 57cm x 10cm x 2cm (approx 22" x 4" x 1"), it is about the length of a pillow, the height of an iphone and the width of a good paperback.
Maybe you are not sure what the Hokey Cokey is. It's a DANCE silly! One of those goofy party dances that you do when you hope no-one has a video camera. You remember, you put your right arm in, you take your right arm out, right arm in and you Shake It All About (that's the best bit), you do the Hokey Cokey and you turn around - THAT'S WHAT IS ALL ABOUT!
Some people will know it as the Hokey Pokey, and I remember it at the Hokey Tokey from primary school. I wonder if it is subtley changed for children, as "Hope he tokes me" isn't really a usable sentence...if you get my drift.
Anyhoo - get your entry in double quick cos it closes at midnight tonight BST.